“When it comes to wooing a woman, one-liners don’t always work. She tends to think of corny pickup lines as “degrading, sexual, sexist, or just too forward,” says Terri Orbuch, Ph.D., author of Finding Love Again: 6 Simple Steps to a New and Happy Relationship. But that doesn’t mean all lame lines will crash and burn. We polled female relationship experts to learn the opening bon mots that are funny and charming, and won’t end with a drink in your face. The trick, of course, is acknowledging the cheese right away, the experts say. Try these phrases during your next night out.”
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